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I am a big fan of film. I only rate films below that I've seen in the theater. Filmography links courtesy of International Movie Database.

My rating scale is a follows:

A - Must see. See twice. See in a theater.
B - Should probably see in a theater. Maybe worth a second look on video.
C - Probably worth seeing sometime on video.
D - Well, maybe if you're in the mood. Don't pay full price at a theater, though.
F - Don't waste your time. I wasted mine, and that's enough for both of us.
I'll give an A+ to movies that I think are truly great films. Some of my biases are: I like Hong Kong films, even in their cheesiness. Somehow they're more honest than many Hollywood productions. I don't like movies where I can't figure out what's happening-- Koyaanisqatsi is a good example: Interesting for a few minutes, but...

Cars A Great animated story, if a little too Disney.
X-Men: The Last Stand B Another good comic book movie.
The Da Vinci Code C Wait for it on video. An ok adaptation until the end.
Ultraviolet F Boring fight scenes; lots of incoherence in the plot.
V for Vendetta B Cool visuals, nicely done atmosphere.
Underworld: Evolution C Worth a look. Werewolves vs. Vampires II.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire B A good adaptaption of the story.
Aeon Flux C Worth a look, good live version of the anime.
Pride and Prejudice F Dreadful. A gothic recasting of the book!
Serenity A Firefly lives! A fantastic transfer of the series to the big screen.
The Constant Gardener B Suspenseful and highly entertaining, the movie is a bit too distant to be engrossing.
The Island C Watchable modern re-telling of Logan's Run.
Batman Begins A Wow! It rocks!
Fantastic Four B Great rendition of the comic book.
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith A It's Star Wars. The third best Star Wars movie.
Constantine B A good adaptation; exciting.
Hitch D Not much to recommend it - a few laughs.
Million Dollar Baby B Fine performances, good story - very enjoyable.
Sideways B A good movie, not a great one, but interesting and worth seeing.
Assault on Precinct 13 C Not a bad action flick; worth checking out.
Elektra F A dismal movie, both boring and exasperating.
National Treasure B No surprises here, but the well-told adventure is worth watching.
The Incredibles A Pixar's best so far, it's really for the adults.
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow B Didn't achieve all it went for, but interesting and worth seeing.
The Manchurian Candidate B For the most part predictable, gripping and well-paced.
Fahrenheit 9/11 A Propaganda, but well-done propaganda.
The Bourne Supremacy C An OK sequel; lots of action, confusing editing.
I, Robot C An entertaining action-flick, but it's not Asimov.
Before Sunset A A conversation movie; an enchanting sequel, though it stands on its own .
Spider-Man 2 A Very engaging action. In many ways superior to the first film.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban B Entertaining and good, but definitely an adaptation.
The Day After Tomorrow D Many incongruities. Forget everything you know about heat transfer.
Man on Fire C Some good things here, but cliche in many ways.
Van Helsing C OK. Dracula meets the Werewolf meets Frankenstein with Bond gadgets thrown in.
Super-Size Me B An interesting documentary, in the style of Michael Moore.
Hellboy B A pretty good comic-book adaptation.
Cold Mountain A Ignore the bad southern accents and you've got a great Civil War film.
Last Samurai C Shogun-lite.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King F Take away the special effects and, well, you have nothing.
Mona Lisa Smile D Total miscasting in Julia Roberts. The film can't decide what story its telling.
Paycheck B One of the better Philip Dick adaptations. Engaging if typical.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World A A rollicking naval saga. Extremely well-done and interesting.
Elf F This movie fails in about every way possible: not funny, not coherent.
Love Actually A One of the best Christmas movies to appear in a long time. A great braided narrative.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life B Quite satisfying as an action film.
Pirates of the Caribbean B Very entertaining and very Disney-ish.
Alex and Emma F Unfortunately, this movie is simply mediocre in all ways.
The League of Extraordinary Gentleman C Not boring, but badly lacking in disbelief suspension, continuity, and fight choreography.
Finding Nemo B Fantastic animation and graphics. While very funny in places, the story is so-so.
Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines D Formulaic, lacking the suspense of its predecessors. One long chase with lots of explosions interspersed.
White, and Blonde Legally Blonde 2: Red D Trite, pink, and cutesy. Agonizing in many places, funny in a few.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle B So campy and flashy that it's fun to watch.
Whale Rider A A captivating movie with a sense of place reminiscent of The Secret of Roan Innish.
The Hulk C Watchable but uneven; the story needed editing.
The Italian Job C A predictable if enjoyable caper film.
Bend It Like Beckham B A feel-good movie - fun to watch.
The Matrix Reloaded C Yawn. Another triumph of style over substance.
X2: X-Men United A The bad guys are better in this great comic-book movie.
The Recruit D Full of plot holes, quite predictable.
Daredevil C Enjoyable, but nothing particularly great.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers F Very bad. I could elucidate, but why kick a dead horse?
Star Trek: Nemesis A Star Trek! Star Trek!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets A A better Potter movie, with more character and plot .
Die Another Day B A pretty good Bond film.
Catch Me if You Can B An interesting and enjoyable tale, surprisingly well-acted.
The Santa Clause 2 C An OK sequel. Entertaining and watchable.
My Big, Fat Greek Wedding A Fresh and Funny.
The X-Men B Nicely done comic-book movie.
Attack of the Clones A It's Star Wars (a better Star Wars than Episode I).
Spider Man A Very much like a comic book, and very well done.
A Beautiful Mind B A very well-acted, well-directed, and entertaining story.
The Count of Monte Cristo C Incredible liberties with the story, but entertaining nonetheless.
The Lord of the Rings D An incoherent travesty of a Tolkien adaptation. Bakshi was better. A longer review is here.
Amelie B Funny, original, and thoroughly enjoyable.
Vanilla Sky D Hmmm. Good acting but an essentially pointless movie.
Monsters, Inc. B Great animation, pretty good story.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone B Remarkably true to the book. Maybe you won't read the book after seeing it.
The Musketeer F Bad in all respects, but especially bad fight choreography.
The Others D A yawn-inspiring, exploitive ghost story with many "ice-box" moments.
K-PAX B Unusual, entertaining, and well-done.
The Score B A bit slow, a bit predictable, but a well-acted and interesting story.
The Fast and the Furious C An enjoyable cheap thrill.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire B Entertaining. A welcome release from the usual Disney cliche.
Shrek C Great animation, but only moderately engaging.
Planet of the Apes F What a horrible movie. See the original.
Jurassic Park III D A tired, cliched plot with nothing extra in terms of special effects.
Final Fantasy C Great graphics, so-so animation, no plot.
Legally Blonde D Totally cliche, mildly amusing in spots, but mostly boring.
Down From the Mountain A A look behind the scenes at the bluegrass music in O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider B A surprisingly good adaptation of the video game.
Swordfish B Entertaining with a couple of good plot twists.
The Mummy Returns C Not as good as the first: silly, visually uninteresting, mildly entertaining.
Gladiator B Not deep, but highly entertaining with good special effects.
Battlefield Earth F Probably the worst movie I've ever sat through.
Rules of Engagement D Mostly unconvincing and unappealing.
Erin Brockovich C More Julia Roberts.
Mission to Mars C Incrediby corny, in several places quite bad, yet it manages to be entertaing.
The Cider House Rules A A well-told tale; altogether enjoyable.
The Hurricane C Too long and not edited well, but a great performance by Denzel Washington.
Any Given Sunday B Interesting; one of Oliver Stone's best movies.
Galaxy Quest A A hilarious spoof of TV science fiction and its fan culture.
Man on the Moon D Dissapointing. More wierd than funny.
The Green Mile B The time flies in this long but well-told story.
Bicentennial Man D Maybe it will appeal to adolescents, but I found it superficial.
End of Days C Reasonably entertaining, lots of gore, typical Schwarzenegger.
Anywhere But Here B Low on plot, high on acting, enjoyable.
Sleepy Hollow C Entertaining with good special effects, but predictable.
The Best Man C A funny derivative of The Big Chill .
Dogma D Long on the sermon, short on the humor, Mallrats was funnier.
The World is Not Enough B A more intriguing Bond movie than many, but a bit low on action.
Random Hearts D Implausible, cold, and unappealing.
Fight Club C Surprising, a bit long, pointless, with some great one-liners.
Happy, Texas B A funny movie that exploits the talents of the actors, especially Steve Zahn , very well.
Three Kings C An entertaining western disguised as an Iraqi war movie.
American Beauty A An extremely good film with excellent acting about a dysfunctional family coping with mid-life crisis.
Double Jeopardy C Mildy entertainting, the plot is predictable and the acting seems a bit tired.
The Sixth Sense B A cool drama, one of Bruce Willis ' better roles.
The Thomas Crown Affair D This movie is cold, and pretty boring, although it does have a few moments. Not enough though.
Blue Streak D A comedy-caper movie, it's not very good.
Deep Blue Sea F Could this movie have been any more stupid? I don't think so.
The Blair Witch Project C A great idea, but as a movie it kind of failed.
American Pie D A very juvenile drive-in movie (that's where I saw it).
Tea with Mussolini B An interesting movie taking place around WWII, with a great cast and very good role for Cher .
EdTV B Entertaining. Similar to The Truman Show, but better.
Shakespeare in Love A Witty and entertaining, Tom Stoppard is in top form.
Dancing at Lughnasa D I expected a lot from such a good cast, but this moving is pretty boring.
Patch Adams C Robin Williams in another dramatic role.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me C Funnier, though more tasteless, than Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery .
A Civil Action D A boring court-room drama about evil polluters. Robert Duvall does a great job.
At First Sight D A love story, involving a blind man, yawn.
The Phantom Menace A It's Star Wars.
Elizabeth A An enthralling historical drama similar to Queen Margot .
Waking Ned Devine B A very funny comedy about winning (or trying to win) the lottery.
You've Got Mail B So it's another Meg Ryan love story, it's still really well done.
Stepmom C A typical tear-jerker, only Jena Malone breathes some life to this movie.
Star Trek: Insurrection A It's Star Trek, you can't expect me to be objective, can you?
The Siege D An utterly forgettable movie.
Practical Magic B An entertaining magic and love story. The book is better.
Pleasantville B A very well-made and well thought-out film, almost an A, that has a lot of interesting detail.
A Bug's Life C Gorgeous animation, tired story.
The Prince of Egypt D The story of Moses for Saturday morning cartoons.
Meet Joe Black C A good job by Claire Forlani , with beautiful photography, it's still a bit long.
Enemy of the State C Conspiracy-theorist as hero, it's cliche but fairly enteraining.
Antz D Extremely tedious for the few cool bits of animation.
Next Stop, Wonderland A A very well-made movie (except for the camera work). It does everything well.
Pecker F Could this movie be any more cliche? I don't think so. Nothing works.
Ronin C Great car chases; in the style of French Connection and Three Days of the Condor.
One True Thing B Incredibly well-acted, this movie avoids a lot of cliches, and is better than the book.
Rush Hour B A "finesse" Jackie Chan movie; Chris Tucker is funny too.
Rounders C This movie is entertaining, and good because of the Poker, but it never quite works.
The Parent Trap C Pretty good once it gets over being cutsie.
Snake Eyes C It's very watchable, although pretty predictable.
There's Something About Mary A Absolutely hysterical. The funniest movie since Chasing Amy .
Six Days, Seven Nights C A cliche story with good performances by Harrison Ford and Ann Heche.
Saving Private Ryan B Good acting, lots of violence, predictable plot.
The Opposite of Sex C A good but very off-beat comedy
The Negotiator C Good acting, but way too predictable.
The Mask of Zorro C Enjoyable, but it never really clicks.
Lethal Weapon 4 B Better than 2 and 3
Hope Floats C Sandra Bullock does an ok job in this very predictable but watchable movie.
Ever After C Chick-flick!
Blade C This is actually entertaining in a C-movie kind of way.
The Avengers D Only go to see Uma Thurman in a skin-tight rubber outfit.
54 B Entertaining, but not as good as The Last Days of Disco .
Armageddon D Lots of explosions. Otherwise it's inconsistent, incoherent, and hokey.
Out of Sight A It's witty, well-made, and entertaining. George Clooney's best film.
The X files B A two hour TV episode.
Mulan A A good Disney film, well-animated. I liked it better than The Lion King.
Dirty Work F An idiotic, poorly acted, tasteless and incredibly unfunny movie.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas D It's really boring unless you enjoy two actors acting stoned all the time.
The Truman Show C An entertaining film, but Jim Carrey doesn't quite pull a dramatic role off.
The Last Days of Disco B A great soundtrack only adds to this well-acted, wonderfully scripted film.
The Horse Whisperer B Overly-sentimental and predictable, this movie is still entertaining with beautiful cinematography.
Godzilla C A big lizard trashes Manhattan; you have to love it.
Deep Impact B Everyone does a creditable job in this entertaining but no surprises comet movie
The Spanish Prisoner C David Mamet's intellectual thriller is too predictable to be too thrilling.
The Gingerbread Man C It tries to be suspenseful; it ends up predictable.
Species II F You might imagine this is a terrible movie, and you'd be right.
The Chinese Box B An interesting film about a reporter's last days in British Hong Kong.
Sliding Doors A A very well-made and entertaining film about fate and parallel lives.
The Big Hit B A tongue-in-cheek action comedy in the Hong Kong style (without the fight choreagraphy).
Irma Vep A A delightful French satire.
The Object of My Affection C Entertaining fluff, with an ending that's a square peg fit into a round hole.
Ulee's Gold A Victor Nunez does another fabulous job.
Sling Blade A A carefully developed, enthralling story with great acting.
Wild Things B A nice twist on Body Heat.
Mercury Rising C A typical Bruce Willis film.
Lost in Space C An ok homage to the series, but substandard special effects
Primary Colors B Very entertaining, but too much of it we see coming. Travolta and Thompson are at the top of a wonderful cast.
The Wedding Singer B A nostalgic and funny romantic comedy, looking back at the 80's.
Dangerous Beauty B An entertaining film, but a bit too melodramatic in its closing moments.
The Big Lebowski C Pretty funny; it's not Fargo though.
U.S. Marshals D Predictable and trite. No surprises.
Sphere F Predictable. Mostly boring. Dumb ending.
Dark City C This style-over-substance film starts out well, but falters along the way.
The Apostle D Excruciating.
Replacement Killers C A John Woo tribute film.
Wag the Dog B A humorous political satire.
Good Will Hunting D Dissapointing. Tries to do lots, doesn't do anything well.
As Good As it Gets B Ejoyable for the acting of both Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt .
Wings of the Dove C I didn't think much of this movie that was carried by Alison Elliot.
Titanic A Wonderful. Moves quickly. The ship sinks in the end.
Tomorrow Never Dies A A breakthrough Bond movie.
L.A. Confidential B A very good Chinatown-ish movie.
Men in Black A Hilarious, inventive spoof.
Starship Troopers A A wonderful, over-the-top satire/parody with amazing special effects.
In & Out D Jeffrey was much better. This was tired.
Grosse Point Blank A Wonderfully funny black comedy.
The Full Monty B I thought this was pretty funny, but a friend hated it.
Air Force One B Non-stop action and suspense.
Mrs. Brown B A gorgeous period piece.
My Best Friend's Wedding C This movie is carried by Rupert Everett and Cameron Diaz .
Face/Off A Wow! John Woo all the way. Constant Action.
The Fifth Element B Luc Besson 's weakest film is highly entertaining.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park F The special effects don't save this one.
Donnie Brasco C A gangster film. With Al Pacino. Unremarkable otherwise.
When We Were Kings A A great documentary.
Event Horizon F Why did I sit through this?
Mimic F I tried to leave, but the person I saw it with was training for a marathon and learning pain endurance.
Spawn F This was so laughably bad I had to stay until the end.
Maia Lin: A Strong Clear Vision A+ The best documentary I've ever seen.
Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation F Why did I go to this?
Chasing Amy A Kevin Smith's best movie is hilariously funny.
Mallrats D Kevin Smith didn't do so well here.
Clerks B Hilariously funny, very raunchy humor.
Ruby in Paradise A A great coming of age story.
A Man For All Seasons A+ One of the best movies ever.
Tequila Sunrise A This is a great story. With Michelle Pfeiffer .

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